Wayne's Adventure (In Motion)

So, one of the reasons for the Scotch Tour was to get a few things settled. Namely, to pick out “my Scotch distillery”!

I have my shoemaker (SAS). My hatmaker ( Master Hatters of Texas). My gin ( Hendricks ), My bed (Tempurpedic ). My pen ( Pilot G-2, 07 tip ) etc.

At my age, a guy needs to have most things settled. So, after exhaustive research, my scotch brand is… drumroll please…. Glenfiddich. By complete coincidence, it is produced my William Grant Distillery, same dude that produces my favorite Gin ( Hendricks ).

Below is a statue of the legendary Mr. Grant with the Missus. In all fairness, after 6 or so shots, she was definitely coming onto me….