Wayne's Adventure (In Motion)

I spent the two days on one of the Hot Beaches on the North Island.

A Hot Beach is a true volcanic anomaly.

At low tide, you dig a hole in the sand that fills from the bottom with hot geothermal water. Like a do-it-yourself hot tub. But digging in the sand is serious work. But careful… dig in the wrong place, the water can be scalding.

So like a penguin in a National Geographic Special, if you dig a good enough hole, females of the species are impressed and seek to share.

I dig me some serious hole.

Was successful in attracting the rare German grad school female as well as various instagram hotties.

My shovel skills bring all the girls to my beach….